Caffeine to the people!

def sudo_get_me_a_coffee
  puts %q(
    88OOOOOZZZZZZZZZZOZZZZZZOOOZZOOOOO88888O
    OZZOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOZ7O8OO88
    ZZZZZZZ$$$$$ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZO+OOOOOOO
    ZZZZZZZ$$$ZZZZZZ$$$$$$$ZZZZZZZ7IZOOOOOOO
    ZZZZZ$$$$$$Z$$$$$$$$+::::,,,O+ZZOOOOOOOO
    ZZZ$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$I?=~I?+=:,?:=OOOO888OO
    ZZ$$$$$$$$$$$$$77$:D88OZ77$OI=OOOOOO88OO
    ZZ$$$$$$$$$$$$$~,:,,,,,,::~+IZ88888888OO
    Z$$ZZZ$$$$$$$$7:~~,,::::~~=?7II?+8888OOO
    Z$ZZZZZ$$$$$77:==~::::~~~=?I8Z+=~=88OOOO
    $Z$ZZ$$$Z$$Z7$:=+=::::,::~?+++++?+D8OOOO
    ZZZOZ$Z$$$$$$$7Z:+=+:::::~~==?II?MND88D8
    ZOZZZZZ$$$$7$7I$$$$:,,::~~~~~+MNDND88OO8
    ZZ$Z$Z$$$$$7$7$7ZZ$Z$77$7ZZO8O88888O8OOO
    ZZZZZ$$$$$77$$777$7ZZZZZOOOOOO8888OO8O8O
    OZZZZ$$$$$$$7$777777$77$$ZZZEDKXCR77Z7AF
  )
end

P.S. If you stare for long enough, you could see a cup of coffee :D